I know what your thinking, the steriotypical Disney: singing girls in crowns, talking animals, hats with ears, and a spoonful of family friendly morals. But that doesn't describe me (and neither Disney for that matter) but we're off subject. I love art, I am a creative fellow. I love horror...movies for that matter. And yes I love Disney. The mix is confusing, yes, but hence the title. That is me and I am it. Read on...if you dare!

 

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One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

confessionsofamiddlechild:

olivegarden:

This just made my day..

willwork4theatre:

Yes, he’s the only one who’s only “special gift” is money. Not a ring, not an accident, not an alien, not an amazon, …simply, a man….with a shit-ton of money.

(Source: part2of3)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E