I know what your thinking, the steriotypical Disney: singing girls in crowns, talking animals, hats with ears, and a spoonful of family friendly morals. But that doesn't describe me (and neither Disney for that matter) but we're off subject. I love art, I am a creative fellow. I love horror...movies for that matter. And yes I love Disney. The mix is confusing, yes, but hence the title. That is me and I am it. Read on...if you dare!
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E